See, because a piano has keeeeeeys.
Impressions:
At least there was variety this week. The first third was absolutely pathetically banal. Belle goes to the god dude, who makes her sit at a piano, but she can’t get up the nerve to play it, so then tells her there will be consequences if she does the thing she wants to do. Oh, really? Consequences? Well, gee, I hadn’t considered that something might happen if you do something. But apparently that’s enough to drag everything to a complete stop and have her go home and think it over again.
So then we switch gears to Adonis for the rest of the episode, who murders some random dudes in a park before kicking down the door and killing a bunch of priests too. Except they were magic and a hallucination or something, and the whole thing is some kind of magic brain-in-a-jar situation where everybody infected with the sword curse turns into tree-priest-zombies. And since he also can’t play the piano because he doesn’t want to leave… apparently… he goes home and gets all suicide-rapey until the rabbit interrupts them, so he wanders off yet again and gets sucked up by a random vortex.
Does anybody understand what the hell any part of this show is at this point?
Next Episode:
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