This harem is especially horny.
There’s technically two more shows today, but one’s a boy band thing (Classic Stars) and Princession isn’t until the evening anyway. I’ve got weekend stuff to do for a while, so I’ll get to the idol crap later, though I don’t expect to have anything interesting to say.
Impressions:
At least it made me laugh once at the very end, so it went out on a high note. Not because it was good. God no. Because the dude was doing his super duper extra awesome technique, as narrated by the crowd, which consisted of… swinging his sword really hard and spinning in a circle. Yes, his super move is to spin. As one knows, this is the greatest way to fight with a sword. To spin. And then the protagonist… simply vanished. They did the whole godawful “nothing personal, kid” trope entirely straight, and everybody clapped. This was the big moment of the show. The climax. The pinnacle of his skills. And it was so goddamned corny and bad. I was almost feeling ready to compliment it for putting some effort into the sword fight animation too.
This wasn’t the first godawful moment of the show either. It starts with the dude’s parents nonstop badgering him about when he’s going to knock some girl up. Then the first girl shows up, to a pan up her cleavage of course, and they almost immediately go into “so, this girl. Looks pretty impregnable, doesn’t she?” To which she blushes, squirms, and mumbles about how much she wants him to plough her. It ain’t exactly subtle here. And even less so when they do it again for the next girl. And then a third time for the one after that, now with an extra helping of cleavage.
So we have the same one of these. Gee golly, I’m just an ancient 38 year old dude who has nothing but my godly sword powers, a harem of horny teenage girls who can’t not announce how much they want to bang me, and the adoration of all. Truly a rags to riches story for the ages.
