Stab someone already.
Just for the record, I was planning on at least covering the second episode of that porn game island thing, but it had a very boring second episode that had all the same issues as before, of everybody just standing around monologuing at each other while humping happened in the background, and decided to end with a full on rape scene. Complete with a pig-like slobbering dude ripping underwear off and shoving it in her mouth while she cried about how much of a virgin she was. Boy, that sure is worth suffering through for jokes like “A green egg? Well, I’ve never heard of it, so that must be a particularly erotic sex act.” So I think I’m good to just move on to something a bit more tolerable.
Impressions:
Though this episode was once again a pretty poor showing. It was the combination of both being overly focused on Toto and not shutting the hell up about friendship power the entire way through. Rather than getting them all doing their things, getting in each other’s way, etc, it hammered home a single joke on loop. That joke being “Look a test of our friendship. I’ll use it to try to kill him. I won’t let you. Why, yoooooou!” It’s already exasperatingly machinated enough with the entire stupid promotion test schtick.
Then we had a naked dude, only somewhat of a pervert, and they all went drinking so they could announce how much friendship power they have. How is them all getting drunk lamer than the time last week when they went to an ice cream store? Oh right, because there were a bunch of thugs that they got to torment instead of simply sitting at a table and announcing that they’re all besties. None of you really did anything this week and have each only made like 3 attempts to kill him. Save it for the end of the show, not episode 4.
Next Episode:
Another episode on the mage girl.
