Pardon the Intrusion #01 — Forfeiting the Security Deposit

    All their aparments look like they belong to serial killers. Impressions: Have some self-respect lady. Dude broke into your home, demanded you become his servant, and the other one is effectively blackmailing you into pretending to be his girlfriend. Not that you’re a prize catch either. I don’t care what you’re a fan …

Second Cutest Girl #01 — Excessively Detailed Pizza

  That damn cabbage has done lasting damage to food animation in anime. Impressions: Just another trashy harem thing, same as a trillion others, mostly with some girl’s name. Alya, Nagatoro, Amagami, etc etc. He’s the awkward dude, perpetually upsetting his fettucine, or whatever it is the children say these days. She’s the quirky manic …