Why are her hands so long? I’m running on fumes for anime today, with another brainless fanservice show to go (at least, I think, it’s MIA), not to mention Jaadugar’s massacre later tonight. I need to detox with some exercise or something for a bit. That rich girl caretaker show (assuming it shows up) …
Nanoha EXCEEDS #01 — Fire Power
Template template template template. Annoyingly, this was a double length episode where the only good cutting points were about 18 or 30 minutes in. So I guess we’ll just do the double as one, which is why the screenshots may seem unusually disjoint. Impressions: And here we have the girl version of Black Torch, slightly better on …
The Oni’s Bride #01 — Oops, All Child Abuse
Sure you didn’t want to threaten to sexually abuse her too? Only thing that was missing. Impressions: As if the long infodump at the start about how demons saved Japan and now all citizenry owes a debt to be their slave brides wasn’t bad enough, the rest of the episode is spent abusing the …
Grow Up Show #01 — OSHA Violations
A lot of children accidentally kill themselves in this setting, don’t they? Impressions: So, she basically runs away from her home, the circus, only to end up in a ramshackle circus in the middle of the wilderness, run by and staffed by about eight fourteen year olds. And only she can whip them into shape, …
The Jaadugar of the Tent #01 — Happy Slave Times
Surely nothing bad will happen to anybody. This was a two episode premiere, but with I believe eight shows today, both of the doubles (Nanoha is the other) are going to have the second part pushed off until at least this evening, if I get to them at all, though this one at least …
Rec’d by Iwamoto #01 — Getting High
You can say “opium” you know. Impressions: The most entertaining thing about this episode is the reminder that the “Jet Boy Bangerz” is a pop group that exists. Phrasing. A very dull and unanimated episode, as you’d expect from Deen. Dude just glares and either listens to or delivers exposition. At one point, he …






