Nobody noticed that all the flowers were full of blood? Really? Pretty sure this is the last new episode of the day, not counting the second of that demon lord’s daughter thing, but a dozen various streaming sites randomly adding things has made any kind of schedule checking or being sure of that a …
The Darwin Incident #01 — Climb Another Tree, You Nerd!
Is… is that a nerd thing now? Impressions: This is a baffling show where it feels like the script was written by a crazy person. He’s a mad scientist’s creation who’s world famous and has essentially super powers, but also shows up at a high school one day completely by himself, having never been …
Tune in to the Midnight Heart #01 — Poop Scheduling
My pooping is upon you. I must go. Impressions: This is a good example of a mediocre premise and story being propped up just by solid pacing and a passable protagonist. Even the little character explanations are about a sentence and we move on. Contrast in humor too, between the absurdist bragging about his pooping …
Samurai Troopers #01 — Human Liquification Project
People sure do liquify fast here. Impressions: At last, something interesting to talk about, though since I never watched the original, I’m sure a zillion references passed me entirely, and this is bathed in them. At least, I think. It especially likes to have characters sing or hum what I assume are the old …
Corporate Slave Saves the Kingdom #01 — Take Drugs, Do Math, Be Gay
Weird priorities, but all right. Impressions: I ultimately put this slightly over that other reincarnation show just because the ending bit let my mind wander into a better timeline where this was a harrowing episode about substance addiction and him slowly losing his mind/realizing he was succumbing to the same things that made him miserable in …
There was a Cute Girl #01 — Wins By Doing Nothing
With great power comes complete apathy. I thought I’d make my way through the premiere gauntlet now that morning chores are done by starting at the worst and working my way up. It was a toss-up between this and the realist corporate slave saves the kingdom crap. Both were terrible enough to make me …






