Let’s see how many times I can say that in two paragraphs. Six down, two to go, but I’m taking a short break to get the dogs out before the sun turns the sidewalks into grill-tops. Impressions: The most interesting thing I can say about this show is that it shows a good example …
Ouch, my lack of budget. Impressions: There’s something just plain pleasant to see with characters that actually have a bit of chemistry and being generally supportive and enthusiastic about each other without any creepy slave dynamics or the like. And not in the weird dismissive sense that that stepsister show was going for earlier. …
Definitely something that needed to be video recorded. Impressions: I will admit that the opening scene made me laugh. For a lot of reasons. What kind of conversation must you have with someone that you just met that would lead to video taping a contract where party A agrees to not out party B, …
Why was there a giant minotaur in the middle of a completely empty city again? Impressions: If you watched that Old Man Rookie Adventurer thing and thought that the problem there was that it had jokes and didn’t take the premise seriously, here you are. Literally the exact same show, but with no humor, …
I’m about 99.4% certain throwing rats together is not, in fact, how you exterminate rats. If anything, it’s how you get even more rats. Impressions: This episode was sufficiently terrible that I may be done here. What is even going on with the script here? Can we at least decide on a level of violence? …
These premises continue to be profoundly bizarre to me. Seven new shows today, plus Suicide Squad if I can stomach it. Even with the holiday, this will be a marathon. Impressions: I know I’ve said this before, and I’m sure it’s largely cultural, but the entire premise of two adults with children getting into …
