Stop. Making. This. Episode. Impressions: And we come to our holiday/weekend marathon of new shows just like we began, with low effort cheat power RPG world garbage. At least, I assume. It’s been a while. It’s barely three seconds into the episode and the dude’s already pulling up the status screen to look at …
Girls Band Cry Review — A
Girls in a band cry. This show RULED SO HARD. Where do I even start? You all know girls in bands are not my favorite things. But crying? Fuck yeah count me in. This story is so emotional. But never in a trite and expected way. I especially love how our protagonist, Nina, wears her …
Beefcakes #00 — The Mega-Recap
Riiiight. Non-Impressions: I’m not entirely sure what to say about this ‘episode.’ The best analogy I can probably come up with would be… let’s say there’s a new Dragonball series, but then the first episode is a recap of the entire franchise and timeline to date. Not just DBZ, but everything from the original series, …
Cheer For You #01 — Manic Pixie Dream Girl High
My favorite is the parkour one because she talks the least. Impressions: Come on, PA Works. I know you know how to animate cheerleading routines. You did it in the opening. So why are we suffering through this uncanny valley CGI intro sequence? It’s creepy. Everybody moving as one in rigid precision at a different …
Date A Live S5 Review —- B-
More dating. I loved the earlier seasons of this show but it really outwore its welcome. There are just two many girls. They could have easily done without that stupid loli, the idol, the witch, the mangaka, Tohka (I wish) and probably a few others I’m forgetting. It was hard to keep track of everyone, …
How a VTuber Went Viral #01 — Girl Makes Faces
Spoiler: It’s by being a normal VTuber. Impressions: I know I said this in the season rundown, but this show is baffling to me. Google virtually any VTuber’s name with “drunk” and you will find likely dozens of results. Streaming drunk is one of the easiest ways for VTubers to get hits and hardly rare …






