This may genuinely be the worst of these things this season.
Impressions:
AKA Strongest Rearguard. And in a sea of utterly generic garbage, this is even more generic. I don’t have a superfluous description for what the most generic thing is, but imagine I did. Also, imagine you were trapped in the character creator for 10 straight minutes, with it stuck on pasty white boring moron. And then you get to go through the tutorial, where you learn things like “people have classes” and “classes have skills.” His big moment after accidentally choosing the supposedly weakest class that nobody ever chooses ever no seriously nobody picks it let’s repeat that a couple more times is reading over his status screen and discovering that he has a skill that can be used to increase someone’s defense. Which he declares, reads, recites, uses, and then does a post-mortem on. It’s incredibly bad.
But hey, nobody was sexually assaulted and almost no money was used to inflict this travesty on the world, so the only harm it’s doing is stealing precious time on this earth from everyone who made it or had the displeasure of sitting through any of it.
Next Episode:
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